Genre: Experimental Deathcore (Oh fuck...)
Year: 2008
As if Century Media didn't disgrace their legacy enough. A label that use to put out great albums for Asphyx and Unleashed, now reduced to a trendy label. They have been releasing mainly crap for a long time but this is the worst! I Wrestled A Bear Once. Yes people, I'm not making this up. Look it up. I Wrestled A Bear Once is a real band and sadly, they're serious. Anyone who has a band name like that is a retard. It's a mix of techno, deathcore, disco, and other crap! YES! I'm not kidding. It's stupid, pretentious, and just awful! It's hard to listen to. How can people take them seriously? Why is this bullshit so lame?! It's hard to ignore it too. As if the "mainstream metal scene" wasn't gay enough. This shit band comes around! This is painful to listen to. You will enjoy having your genitals bashed in by a spiked club then to listen to this band. I Wrestled A Bear Once is one of the worst bands you will ever hear. I can guarantee that.
LOWER THAN 0 IS MY RATING! FUCK THIS BAND!
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This has to be, hands down, the most disgraceful thing that Century Media has ever shat out. I cannot BELIEVE, as Mr. Buindy said, that this was the same label that released Asphyx's "The Rack", or Emperor's "In the Nightside Eclipse". They are about as credible now as "Choadrunner" Records (who used to sign quality metal acts when they were R/C and Roadracer, respectively).
Honestly, I thought the Rap "metal" thing was bad, but whoever let all of these emo douchebags hear an At The Gates album a few years ago -- starting this idiotic deathcore trend -- gets the biggest false metal wanker award of the millenium.
Asphyx's "The Rack", or Emperor's "In the Nightside Eclipse"
Both uber shitty albums/bands.
Says the emo kid.
"Asphyx's "The Rack", or Emperor's "In the Nightside Eclipse" Both uber shitty albums/bands."
....neither of which you have probably even heard or heard of until reading this.
Throat-jousting screamo puke. You are the reason modern "metal" is a fucking joke.
"Throat-jousting screamo puke. You are the reason modern "metal" is a fucking joke."
No, it's elitist nose to the air shitheads like you two why metal is a fucking shell of it's former self.
Gonna cry, faggot?
Scenecrusher is right. It's buttpirates like you that are killing Metal with your gay hair, shitty music, and fashion. Metal was doing just fine in the 80's and the first half of the 90's (despite the hair and groove trends) before inferiors like you got around to fucking it all up. First it was nu-metal, now Metalcore/Deathcore. I would be in favour of a mass-curbstomping of trendy screamo scum. The term "elitist" is thrown around way too often. Deal with the fact that any self respecting true metalhead thinks your favorite bands are shit. Go jack off to your Avenged Sevenfold mp3's, faggot.
So, you're calling me an emo because I don't like two shitty bands, yet your dumb ass has no proff at all. And what's even more pathetic is the fact that you won't admit that you are an elitist and just a typical keyboard shittalker. It's morons like you two that give metal a bad name. So now all you two dipshits can do is resort to calling me an emo based on no proof. I really hope someone in your families dies a slow painful death.
You're wrong once again. Those aren't shitty bands and they have more importance to Metal than any of your favorite metalcore circle jerks. That's a fact. I'm not an elitist. If you want an elitist, go to some site like Anus.com or Metal-Archives. You'll find plenty of elitists there. I have many differing views to what the average elitist believes. I'm not afraid to speak my mind in public and I have. I'm not a basement dwelling jerk off hiding behind a keyboard like you. So don't even fucking try. The fact that you come here to bitch and moan about my reviews is proof that you are a little pussy hiding behind a computer. Especially if you use the Anonymous option. I don't give two shits if you're offended. You should be offended because you are the reason why people think Metalheads are emotional, lazy, morons. You are the ones who give Metal a bad name. Me and Scenecrusher are true Metalheads. I know you're wrong and I laugh at each and every uneducated comment you make.
Isn't it obvious that you are an emo fag? You like metalcore which is really a form of Emo and NOT Metal. You probably have the emo/scene hair as well. I bet you wear your girl's jeans you little homo.
"I really hope someone in your families dies a slow painful death."
Typical Emo Metalcore Fanboy Behaviour.
I like gay incest and Green Day!
"I really hope someone in your families dies a slow painful death."
This is a fucking riot! It's even better than claiming that Asphyx and Emperor are "shitty bands".
Your inane blather cost me a keyboard and monitor, because I spewed JD and coke everywhere laughing uncontrollably at your feeble, infantile "comebacks" and "internet tought guy" swagger.
Comedy gold!
As for how I, personally, assumed you are "emo"...it's very simple. No one but Germans, skinheads and "trendies" uses the term "uber" in any context. No one but "trendies" (in this case, trendies meaning screamo kids with crooked lampshade hairdos, girly tight jeans, white studded leather belts, and a Hot Topic frequent buyer membership card) uses "uber" to refer to bands or albums.
You've just been outed.
"Your inane blather cost me a keyboard and monitor, because I spewed JD and coke everywhere laughing uncontrollably at your feeble, infantile "comebacks" and "internet tought guy" swagger."
Ha, nice job at trying so hard to sound intelligent by using big huge words you probably don't even know the meaning to. And I love how you changed around my comment.
"(in this case, trendies meaning screamo kids with crooked lampshade hairdos, girly tight jeans, white studded leather belts, and a Hot Topic frequent buyer membership card)"
Oh,then you must know about them very well from the sound of it.
Wrong, "Anonymous", I sound intelligent because I am. And such inscrutable concepts as "intellect" and "wit" (at least to you) allowed me to "change around your comment". It really wasn't hard. Nothing's funnier than a "death threat" -- and your attempt at sounding menacing was just so precious. It was on par with comments most often heard from a basement neo-nazi black metaller posing in his backyard next to his mom's potted geraniums with a $39 morningstar bought at the local "Renaissance Faire".
...Your point being Mr. I Think I'm so intelligent?
Answer me this question: Al, If you think i'm a pussy because I'm using the "anonymous" option, then why did you even bother putting it here in the first place?
"Anonymous", the sad fact that you can't discern a point from my crystal clear response to your inane blather shows an inability to comprehend basic linguistic expression. SOOO, let me spell it out for you in terms you can comprehend: You are a simpleton. Case closed.
No, you're just an idiot trying to sound smart by using huge words all of a sudden.
i just wanna say that emperor kicks major ass
@Robert:
Piss yes, Emperor KILLS. YOu are a man of good taste. This "Anonymous" poser wouldn't know good, well-crafted, compositionally superior metal if it bit him in the ass. I honestly don't think the Poser-Known-As-Anonymous has ever heard ITNE or Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk...I think this knuckle-dragging troglodyte just posts contrarian opinions to Mr. Bundy in a knee-jerk fashion. "Cosmic Keys to My Creations and Times" has one of the best riffs with keyboard washes EVER!
Oh, please. They are not that bad. Plus, they're not really a metal band. So they're not really within your realm of expertise, Pundit.
First of all, I see that this blog is not for people who follow trends. You know, the type that "matures" two years later and ridicules their metal phase then of course.
Unfortunately I've had the displeasure today to stumble upon Brokencyde which led to this other crap. It's incredible. The internet really killed music in a way by making it too easy for any idiot to spread their stuff.
Trendy things like these are even worse than pop. They at least don't pretend to be part of an extreme genre. These bands pretend to be brutal while keeping everything commercial in a way to get big. Just the fact that they're on every possible social network site, even with an MTV-page says enough. And it's not a case of this music being too extreme for oldschool fans. Rather the opposite : too trendy.
And to think that Emperor's classically layered work is seen as inferior...
Ha Ha HA! That was the most rediculous argument that I have EVER seen. I feel retarded for having read it. You are both(scenecrusher and "anonymous") fucking fags and I would highly suggest that you sit and think up some HALFWAY decent insults before posting them for all to laugh at. And by the way, why the hell does someone post a review on a sub-genre of metal that they know they hate in the first place?
Asphyx and Emperor, really? I thought we were talking about real metal? Seriously? Go spout your Satan worshiping black metal crap elsewhere. iwrestledabearonce is no more metal than those two bands. Actually iwrestledabearonce blows those fuckers out of the water. Which would be hard, seeing how they're probably at the bottom with all those dulled spikes and bullshit medieval wanna-be armor they got on. Fucking queers in make-up. It was cool on Kiss, but this is fucking retarded.
wtf!?!?! yew cant just say bad shit about a band who has more fans than yew do. Im sure your just one of those losers who sits around on a computer all day bitching bout shit yew dont like. if yew dont like it, great! but dont go around saying stuff about it. and for the record iwrerstledabearonce is both funny, and for people who like screamo they think its amazing. im guessing your like 40 years old who likes nothing but the beatles and rolling stones and think new music is gay. so shut the fuck up and keep your gay ass opinions to yourself.
Love,
-Kaptn' Kriz-E Poo. :)
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